The Twilight Saga: Eclipse The Movie

The Twilight duo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are watching you watch them. So sayeth, E! Online from a deep Twilight source. The source insists they know who’s talking smack and who’s being nice and are filing it away for future use. I’m not exactly sure what this means…but it sounds like they are getting offended at people taking their comments wrong and making a mash-up of their ‘relationship.’ Rumor has it their relationship is a ‘promotional’ kinda thing. I can see how this would be pretty easy to do considering Rob says he’s “single” and the pair are overtly covert. Anyway, here are the details!

“They are very aware of everything that’s said about Rob and Kristen,” insists Deep Twi, “and particularly right now. Just because [Rob and Kristen] are in between filming doesn’t mean we’re not following what’s being written about them now; it will be remembered.”

In other words, any outlet that cares to take a potshot at the couple—perhaps doubting the reason we’re not seeing Robsten out and about is because they were only a promotional tool—will be logged and literally filed away.

“Their people are very sensitive,” insists another scooper, from deep inside the Twilight franchise, “and not only are they hyperaware about what’s being reported on Rob and Kristen—it’s the whole cast, too. It’s an incredibly protective bunch, like a family.”

According to E!:

Gotta say two things here: First, everybody should know that the protectors of Robsten who are being so bullish are doing so because they’re an item, get it? Secondly, we don’t actually tremble too much at the thought of Robsten’s guard dogs, really, ’cause we’re the ones who broke Rob and Kristen were sweet on each other in the first place.

Guess we will see how it all comes out in the wash – when they start appearing in public again for Eclipse!

(Source: E! Online)